If I had not created Chongo in the first place and brought him into your and Rap's dull little online lives, Amos, you would never have even thought of Chinga. "She" is an aberration, a misbegotten conception achieved through the marriage of a Spanish language swear word and a stolen idea...stolen from me, no less. I suppose, since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, that I should be somewhat flattered that you and Rap even bothered to steal from me in this manner...but...hmmm...no, I don't really see the point of being flattered in this case. It would be like Julius Caesar feeling flattered over the creation of Caesar salad.
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