Liz, What have you started?
I emailed it to my wife, a heavy chocoholic, and she responded in kind with an anti-ciggie version for me. She'll take the same payment terms!
Oh the Cigarz not for You! - © Vanessa Williams

Don' you mind the cigarsz snare my bonnie laddie oh!
Don' you mind the cigarsz snare my bonnie laddie oh!
Don' you mind the cigarsz snare as it draws you in its lair
and it leaves your pockets bare,my bonnie laddie oh

Oh the ciggies wilna do my bonnie laddie oh!
Oh the ciggies willna do my bonnie laddie oh!
Oh the ciggies willna do for your cough it will ensue
And your chest will pant and blew,My bonnie laddie oh!

Don't you mind the addicts hill my bonnie laddie oh!
Don't you mind the addicts hill my bonnie laddie oh!
Don't you mind the addicts hill when you cannot get your fill
And each puff will break your will,My bonnie laddie oh!

Oh your chest is heaving noow my bonnie laddie oh!
Oh your chest is heaving noow my bonnie laddie oh!
Oh your chest is heaving noow and your heart is lacking pooow'r
And your blood is flowing sloow'r,My bonnie laddie oh!

Don't you mind the graveyard looms my bonnie laddie oh!
Don't you mind the graveyard looms my bonnie laddie oh!
Don't you mind the graveyard looms for the rollups hasten dooms
Which has left me with the glooms,My bonnie laddie oh!