Two silly children's songs:- 1) (Sung in a silly baby voice with a pronounced lisp) I'm.....taking home a baby bumble bee! Won't my mummy be surprised at me? I'm taking home a baby bumble bee! Ow! Eee! It's stung me! I'm...squashing up this baby bumble bee! Won't my mummy be surprised at me? I'm squashing up this baby bumble bee! Ugh! Eee! There's blood all over me! 2) Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go and eat worms. Big fat juicy ones, little skinny-linky ones, See how they wriggle and squirm! You...BITE off their heads, SUCK out the blood, And throw their skins away. Nobody knows how much I thrive On worms three times a day! I also quite like the verse from the very macabre 'Whenever You See A Hearse Go By':- The worms crawl in, The worms crawl out. They crawl in thin And they crawl out stout. Ha ha ha! He hee hee! How happy we shall be! Sadly, I have a rather juvenile taste in silly songs!
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