Little Robyn mentioned this first on 20 Oct 2008, then a couple more people did.


YOU'RE A PINK TOOTHBRUSH
As recorded by Max Bygraves, 1953.

My mummy bought a toothbrush; it was a lovely pink,
And when it looked across at dad's, I'm sure I saw it wink.
That night I had a funny dream while fast asleep in bed.
Two toothbrushes were holding hands, and this is what they said:

You're a pink toothbrush; I'm a blue toothbrush.
Have we met somewhere before?
You're a pink toothbrush, and I think, toothbrush,
That we met by the bathroom door.

Glad to meet, toothbrush; such a sweet toothbrush!
How you thrill me through and through!
Don't be hard, toothbrush; I'm a soft toothbrush,
'Cause I can't help loving you,

Ev'ry time I hear you whistle, [whistling]
It makes my nylon bristle. [whistling]

You're a pink toothbrush; I'm a blue toothbrush.
Won't you marry me in haste?
I'll be true, toothbrush, just to you, toothbrush,
When we both use the same toothpaste.

[Repeat from "Ev'ry time...." to end.]