I currently sing: THE OLD DUN COW A music hall song written by Harry Wincott in 1893. A version is in the Copper Family Song Book This version owes much to the singing of Barney Wood, one of the founder members of both the Herga Folk Club, Harrow, and the Pumphouse Folk Club, Watford. Some friends and I in a public house Were playing dominoes one night When into the room a fireman came, His face all chalky white. "What's up?" says Brown, "Have you seen a ghost? Have you seen your Aunt Maria?" "Oh my Aunt Maria be buggered," says he, "The bleeding pub's on fire!" "Well," says Brown, "What a bit of luck, Everybody follow me. It's down to the cellar if the fire's not there We'll have a right old spree." So we all went down with good old Brown And the booze we had not missed And we hadn't been there ten minutes nor more Till we was all half drunk. Chorus Oh, there was Brown, up side down, Mopping up the whisky on the floor. "Booze, booze!" the firemen cried As they come a-knockin' at the door. (Knock knock) Well don't let em in till it's all mopped up; Somebody shouted, "McIntyre!" (Shouts of McIntire!) And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk When the Old Dun Cow caught fire. Then Smith he found the port wine tub And gave it a few hard knocks. (Knock knock) He started taking off his pantaloons, Likewise his shoes and socks. "Oh no," says Brown, "You can't do that! You can't do that there! Don't be washing your trotters in the port wine tub When we've got some John Smiths beer." (Goes down well in Yorkshire with Sam Smiths drinkers!). (Course version - Don't squat yer arse in....) Then there was a crash, An almighty smash Half the bloody roof gave way. We was all drownded by the fireman's hose Though we was all quite gay. So we got some tacks and some old wet sacks And we nailed ourselves inside, And we drank all the beer and the whisky and the wine Till we was bleary eyed Additional Verses ( added by that Philistine Tony Haynes) Then the vicar slid dahn the drayman's shute He'd come in through the 'atch He landed on his arse in the broken glass Though he never got one scratch (?) Then he stood and he stared and he pointed and he glared And he cried you're all in sin You've drunk all the beer and the whisky and the wine.... And you ain't left me no gin When the fire died down we all climbed up Into the old pub yard Twas a sorry sight, The Cow was Dun Her beams all blackened and charred Then Brown he spied the old bar till Inside he found a pound "Come on says Brown, To The Rose and Crown I'll stand us all a round!" The folk process?
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