If you're talking about me, I always play a straight bat, thank you. You last few posts in this part of the board, not just the latest one which you embarrassed yourself with, have frequently been bitter and vitriolic, riddled with abuse and sweariness, for reasons best known to yourself. My suggestion to you is to give up reading the threads that the "usual suspects" infest. My blood pressure's fine. Do look after yours.

By the way, we're not "suspects." We are signed, sealed and delivered convicts (in the eyes of a few around here) and we'd rather have it that way. Very refreshing to have our names named, in my opinion!