A Scouting Song by InOBU, Morticia, Áine, Liz the Squeak, ivy b*

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The High Court in America
Up holds the old ideals
Keep gays out of Boy Scouting
Leave Scouting to the pedophiles!

Baden-Powell, gawd bless 'im
Stood for Truth and Steadiness
Scouting for boys in his spare time
And avoiding beastliness

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Let's sing the song of Scouting!
No rouged lips or pouting,
We sleep outside, all fellas by our side,
It's just guys, no doubting!

Let's not forget the Girl Scouts,
Let's not be shy or scared.
If you find one in the bushes,
Just remember, be prepared!

Come rain or shine or thunder
We'll be camping out of doors,
Eating food that makes us chunder,
And longing for walls and floors.

Missing my far off girl guide,
My god i really need 'er,
There's only old 'Akela' here,
And that friendly boy scout leader.

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But now the times are changing,
Watch progress onwards tramp,
I didn't know this was what they meant
When they said pitch out the camp.

We Scouts will light a big bonfire
And praise our faggot bearers,
But leave the sparklers home ye lads,
We prefer those 'real' firecrackers!

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