Anonymous, Unreal and Phony by mousethief (Tune: "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini") He was afraid to come out in the Mudcat So personnas around him he wore He was afraid to be himself in the Mudcat So he posted as "GUEST" ever more (two three four tell the people what he wore) It was anonymous, unreal and phoney, ever-new Mudcat personae That he wore on his Mudcat forays Anonymous, unreal and phoney, ever-new Mudcat personae Who knows who he's gonna be here, today? (additional verses left as an exercise for the reader)
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