Caitrin and the Geeks by Amos (Tune: Bar'bry ellen) Amos' Comments: Thanks for the yummie cookies! When Caitrin to this thread appeared, Her cookies were appealing! And soon the galley in my house Was a mess from floor to ceiling! I stirred and poured and measured out, And ruined several aprons! I broke my wristbone stirring dough Designed by charmin' Caitrin! And when the oven doors had closed And I was done with messing! I said a prayer to the Cookie God And asked for Caitrin's blessing. And when the baking smell arose I thought it most auspicious I gobbled down the first one out! That cookie was delicious! I ate another few just then And kept on madly baking! And soon the counters were all full And the table nigh to breaking! Then slowly, slowly, I stood up My awe for Caitrin mounting! So many cookies, ne'er I'd seen, Too many far for counting! I stacked them up on platters high When my own waistline was dragging. And staggered with them to the door They filled my station wagon. Then to the office I repaired All carbo'd out and laggard! And down the hall, to a table there, With Caitrin's cakes I staggered. 'Twas early early, in the morn When first I brought such plenty! But before noon, I swear 'tis true The platters all stood empty! So if you have too many made, Ye need not trash or bail them! Just bring them to a Software House And let the geeks inhale them!!
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