Ahhh Lizzie, it is that time of year.

Mudcat had a wonderful joke thread at the time regarding Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr.

I guess that John Denver ran out of gas towards the end of his career.

Here are some classics; I could not find the thread:

What weighs 10 pounds and won't be plucked at Thanksgiving?
John Denver's guitar.


John Denver bought his airplane on a Saturday (gas not included)
The next day he bought the farm.


Why did John Denver crash?
He wanted a smash hit in the 90s.

What was John Denver's last hit?
The Pacific Ocean.

How does John Denver like his drinks?
On the rocks.


What key does John Denver sing in?
Sea-Flat

What was John Denver smoking?
Sea Weed

What was the last thing through John Denver's mind before the crash?
The prop.


What have John Denver's music and his crash got in common?
They were both light weight, but down to earth.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

I have not had this much fun since "below the line" became a members only club. (For Which I Am Thankful)