Or at least, odds are best if you buy a fresh turkey. Les in Chorton, your joke reminded me of a rather macabre memory. Many years ago stepped out a front door and found a very colorful bird on the deck that I thought was dead. Had collided with a window. Didn't know what it was and needed to get somewhere so I bsgged it up and stuck it in the freezer to key out later. When I retrieved it from the freezer the next day it was truly dead, but had moved and it's wings were outspread. I had mistaken a stunned bird for a dead bird.
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