Possible solutions to alieviate boredom:

- have sex (with someone else or, by yourself or, buy a Gameboy)
- get high
- get drunk
- sleep
- meditate
- go shopping
- go to a movie
- read every thread ever posted here in the last 2 years
- change your cat's litter box
- clean your house/apartment
- call a 1-976 or 1-900 number for an escort or a psychic reading
- re-install Windows
- practise an instrument
- go for a drive
- create a crisis and then work to resolve it
- get a haircut or a new perm
- change your underwear (preferably after you've washed)
- bookmark and visit ALL of Bill D.'s links ever posted here
- make a financial contribution to Mudcat overdrawing your account to do so. The stress will keep you occupied.
- take a spur of the moment trip to visit other Mudcatter's.
- find creative alternate uses for a capo
- audition for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, over the phone
- clip your nails (or if applicable, get a manicure and a pedicure)
- convert to the Bahai faith (it only takes a couple of hours)
- compose a song using the touch tone buttons of your phone and perform it in Paltalk
- see how long it takes you to escape from a straight jacket, with the William Tell Overature as your background music.
- take the Coke/Pepsi challenge
- become an enigma