As a catholic for more than 70 years, I have long since taken the view that the old men in the Vatican have so little experience of life that much of what they say has to be personal opinion and little to do with faith in Jesus Christ who would be laughing in his grave (if he had one)
As for me - I have always wanted to be buried at sea so certain people who have threatened to dance on my grave could finally fulfil their wish. Otherwise, if cremated then scatter my ashes around Anfield Football Stadium which has already been used for such purposes on numerous occasions. (Hillsborough)