Are undershorts boxer shorts,Y-fronts or something else?

Never been to confession, Senoufou? Good grief, your soul must be blacker than black by now! As yoofs we went to confession on Saturday afternoons. That kept you clean and bright for Communion next morning as long as you were careful. Our teachers used to tell us that the best time to get run over by a bus was just as you left the church after confession. Even in my early teens I couldn't help thinking that this conveyed the wrong message! These days I hear my own confessions and I find it hard work. But, as I'm always very nice to Joe, I never have anything to confess on that score. I can be very horrible to spoons/bones/bodhran/shaky egg players, but every time I try to confess it God sends me down a fiery thunderbolt message saying that there's nothing to confess as he completely agrees with me.

On topic, am I the only bloke here who has had to dig out the escaped bra wire from the washing machine filter which has just caused the outhouse to flood? Three times???

(She handwashes them now!)