Now I'm all intrigued by this Company Store idea. It would be stocked with items that you only need when you have company. Stuff like clean sheets and towels, food that doesn't come in cans or microwavable containers, wine with corks instead of screw tops, toilet paper that doesn't feel like sandpaper. You get the idea. And it could have a section to help you get rid of company that's overstayed their welcome. You could buy things like bedbug infested mattresses, aerosol room odorizers in scents like "gym socks" and "dead mouse", and discount coupons for nearby motels.
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