Posted by Molly on the Gaughan forum, reproduced with permission, though she respectfully asks that you retain the attribution if you pass it on. A QUESTION If the Protestants all pray And the Buddhists chant a bit And the rabbi in the synagogue Gets Moses in on it And the Catholics count their beads And the Pope says it's OK And if all the monks and friars Pray their nuts off night and day And all the shamans round the world Get themselves into a trance And the whirling swirling dervishes Do their usual little dance If the Sikhs all sing their hymns And the Hindus rise at dawn And the rest of us read the old I-Ching The Bible or Koran If the holy trumpets sound And the drummers have a bash If the Yogis levitate And the Mormons raise the cash If Mohammed rolls his sleeves up (Peace and blessings be on him) And the Baptists take a Sunday stroll To the river for a swim And if those who handle snakes Stay steady and steadfast And if those who practice Zen Get nowhere pretty fast If the preacher in the pulpit Has his Bible there to thump Do you think there's any chance Of getting rid of Donald Trump? Written by Sam Richards: a poet, writer and musician from Devon, England.
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