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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
Bee-dubya-ell	BS: Rap for emperor (1019* d)	RE: BS: Rap for emperor	16 Jan 17
Your Imperial Majesty! I have it! The perfect candidate for the post of Imperial Breaker of Wind is (pregnant pause) Donald J. Trump! Think about it.... His last name already means "fart" in some circles. His mark (*) has a picture of an asshole in it, and he certainly is one. He will be seeking new employment in a few months, after President Pence is inaugurated and his sons refuse to give his company back. The only downside would be that he would need to be in close proximity to Your Imperial Majesty to perform his duties and the sight and sound of him may well be unbearable. But I'm sure the Imperial Torturer could come up with something to take care of that problem. As they say, "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." Bee-dubya-ell Imperial Ignoramus His Mark <¡!>

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