The University of Illinois at Chicago has the sheet music: I DON'T CARE IF I NEVER WAKE UP Words and music by Paul J. Knox, ©1899. 1. There's a certain yellow coon lives in this town. He's as lazy as he can be. At a Chinese laundry he hangs around. "I likes my hop" says he; But the other day this man got drunk, And a pipe full of dope he bought. He went to sleep, dreamt he was rich, And then to himself he thought. CHORUS 1. Well, I don't care if I never wake up. Sportin' life is a-killin' me. I'm worth a million in-a my dream. If I wake up, I'll be broke, you see. Well, there ain't nothing like livin' like a king, And a-drinkin' from a silver cup, So, coons, you can pass, for you're out of my class. Don't care if I never wake up! 2. This coon in a dream played policy, Won a roll as big as his head. Says he. "I'm rich; I'll sport 'em high. I'll-a paint this here town red." But in the night, through the window came A thief, and the money he spied. At the break of day when the smoke cleared away, Then groaning to himself he cried. CHORUS 2. Well, I don't care if I never wake up, 'Cause I cert'nly was a-livin' high. You bet I'd 'a' bought this here whole town If the clouds hadn't 'a' rolled by. I never will brag on what I's got— Many a slip 'twixt the lip and cup. I'll take another pill to stop this nervous chill. Don't care if I never wake up! 3. On election day he went to sleep, Dreamt he was a candidate, Thought all the coons was votin' for him, And they told him just to wait; But early next morning while still in bed, This word to him was sent. To smoke up again, for he was beat, And a woman was president. CHORUS 3. Well, I don't care if I never wake up. Wish I'd never come out of my trance. Them women will make it hot for us, If they're goin' to put on the pants. They'll have us a-washin' and a-nursin' all the kids, And the beds we'll have to make up; So I's gwine back to bed, put the cover on my head. Don't care if I never wake up! 4. To a fancy colored ball this coon he went. Says he: "I'll be ace high." At the door he found he was a deuce, And they told him to brush by. Then he started some trouble with the ticket man, Got a bustin' in the head; Then to himself he sang this song, As they carried him out for dead: CHORUS 4. "Well, I don't care if I never wake up Till these coons get through with me. If I ever come to, I's a-comin' back. I'll-a make them climb a tree. Wish I'd 'a' never come to this place, 'Cause I feel like a yellow pup; So, coons, I'll pass, for you're out of my class. Don't care if I never wake up!" 5. "I like my chicken," this coon once said, "To a hen-roost I will go. If there's any fat pullets a-hangin' around, They'll soon be mine, you know." But he got there late, found a big bull dog And a chicken roosting side by side. He grabbed that fowl, jumped over the fence, And then to the dog he cried: CHORUS 5. "Well, I don't care if you never wake up. This pullet am in my hand, And you don't stand no chance to catch This respectable colored man. I ain't scared of knives and guns, Much less of a lazy pup; So keep on a-sleepin' while this nigger am a-creepin'. Don't care if you never wake up."
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