Dan Bern wrote a song based on his misinterpretation of Tom Waits' song: "16 Shells From a Thirty Ought Six": Well in the distance you could almost see the red dust of Oklahoma rise on the horizon like a thin puff of smoke And as you got a little closer you could tell something was moving And now and then catch the sun's glint off a spoke Later you could make out a thin figure in a hat Pushing a wheel chair, he fumed as he spat I ain't stopping till we reach Manitoba you rat I'm gonna wheel you to Canada I'm gonna wheel you to Canada I'm gonna wheel you to Canada Canada The border of Missouri didn't slow him up He pushed on like a fury with all his might The 18 wheelers that rolled on by Would just should shake their heads and marvel at the sight Of one man trudging with undying zeal Pushing another man encased in steel Yelling in his ear, ain't even stopping for a meal I'm gonna wheel you to Canada I'm gonna wheel you to Canada I'm gonna wheel you to Canada Canada You probably thought you'd pull a fast one on me Guess you didn't realize just with whom you were toying The joke kind of turned though, didn't it bub, He hissed as they rolled through suburban Des Moines They came to a river and soon did float a- Cross on a barge into Minnesota Wheat fields turned into South Dakota I'm gonna wheel you to Canada I'm gonna wheel you to Canada I'm gonna wheel you to Canada Canada Wyoming farmers swear to this day You can sometimes see wheel tracks in the snow Truck stop waitresses tell of how They once served him a cream cheese omelet to go He rides the Grand Canyon outer rim Iroquois Indians pray to him When you cross his path just say to him I'm gonna wheel you to Canada I'm gonna wheel you to Canada I'm gonna wheel you to Canada Canada The misinterpreted line from Tom Waits: "Gonna whittle you inta kindlin'"
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