Trump is indeed a twat, but dangerous too. We had a male pheasant in our small garden two days ago. The shooting season is in full swing and I reckon he was sheltering from the guns, poor chap. We already had a Mr Magniphicent in our last house, so this one is Phred. They do seem to produce an awful lot of poo don't they? Our mob of ferocious seagulls were being very unkind to Phred, so he eventually phled.
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