When I was at university, Eliza, I got in with A Bad Lot, aka the rugby club, even though I've never played rugby in my life and didn't even know the rules. All I know about rugby is that it's a game played by men with oval balls. Anyway, we routinely got wasted in the all-male union bar (yes, you heard me right) where we could sing obscene songs. One of the worst involved the Boat Race. I think there may have been a thread on it but I shall at this juncture refrain from identifying it (you can bet your life that somebody will!)

Drank a yard of ale in there once. It took me 55 seconds, not because I was a slow drinker but because I couldn't control the turbulent gushing of the beer. I'm not proud.