Hi Mom and kids! Try this: Next time you eat in some presumptuous restaurant that prints its menu prices as whole numbers without any currency symbols ("Ribeye Steak 15" instead of "Ribeye Steak $15.00"), try to pay for it using interesting pebbles instead of money. Then, when the server sees fifteen rocks on the little bill plate and asks, "What's this?" just tell him, "The menu said the steak was 'fifteen', not 'fifteen dollars'. If you want to be paid with money, print a menu that has prices in dollars and cents, like every other business in the country!"
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