My Welsh father sang:
There was a man who had two sons,these two sons were brothers, John Andrew was the name of one and Andrew John the other.

These two sons they bought a suit, they bought it on a Monday, John Andrew wore it all the week and and Andrew John on Sunday.

These two sons they bought some bricks to build the chimney higher,to stop the cats from peeing down and putting out the fire.

Now these two sons are dead and gone, they died from eating jelly, John Andrew died upon his back and Andrew John his belly.

60 years on it still makes me laugh 😃.