Edited Springtime for Hitler of movie version by Mel Brooks,Donuel note: very little was changed CHORUS: America was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to restore Its former glory Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me! LEAD TENOR BRIETBARTER: And now it's... Springtime for Twitler and Wall Street cats Preibus is happy and gay! We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race! Springtime for Twitler and Generals White folks can hate folks AGAIN! Springtime for Twitler and Private schools Watch out, Muslims We're going on tour! Springtime for Twitler and America... CHORUS: Look, it's springtime LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER: Winter for all Democrats CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER: Springtime for Twitler America CHORUS: Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! UBERTROOPER: Come on, you racists Go into your dance! UBERTROOPER "Jeff Sessions": I am raised on my own petard so they call me Beauregard. STORMTROOPER "MEL": Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Trumpist party! KELLYANN: The Donald is coming, the Donald is coming, the Donald is coming Reporter #1: Mr. President! REPORTER #2: Mr. President! LEAD TENOR BRIETBARTER: Mr. President! Springtime for TWITLER America REORTER#4: mr. president! DONALD: Not you, you're fake news I'm so huge Who's out to change our history Mr. President Raise your hand There's no one huger Dictator in the land! Everything I do, I do for you! CHORUS: Yes, you do! Donald: If you're looking for a wall, here's a World Class Wall I am huge No one is bigger than me CHORUS: Springtime for Twitler America Liberal's hair is on fire Donald: I won the election bigger and better CHORUS: Hooray! Every Republican now cheer... CHORUS: Every Republican now cheer ...stand and cheer! THE HEIL-LOs: The Donald is causing a Fuhrer! He's got those Russians in his hand They can't say "no" to his demands They're freaking out in foreign lands He's got the whole world in his hands The Donald is causing a furor! Donald: I was a has been mogul I was just a tower resident Got a phone call from NBC Told me I was President Aliens were blue What, oh, what to do? Hitched up my pants And did some Twitter rants Now the Radical Muslim terrorists are through Flynn: I am Flynn, I met my end! Manifort: I am Manifort, I'm a liar of sorts! DONALD: It ain't no myst'ry If it's politics or hist'ry The thing you gotta know is Ev'rything is show biz I am YUGE Watch my show I've won the election big Dontcha know No more crossing borders The new world order is here Make a great big smile Ev'ryone now cheer to me Wonderful me! And now it's... CHORUS: Springtime for Twitler America Goose-step's the new step today DONALD: Springtime! Goose-steps! CHORUS MEN: Drones bombing from the skies again... BOOM BOOM BOOM CHORUS: America makes hate so great again Donald & CHORUS: Springtime for Twitler America Big Yachts are sailing once more Springtime for tWITLER and AmErIcA DONALD: Means we'll BE Grabbing You bet we'll be grabbing we'll be busy building a wall Donald & CHORUS: You know we'll be BUILDING a war!! (only tap dance was deleted in this movie version of lyrics)
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