Pub crawl I'm going out tonight and I'm going to have a skinful. A pub crawl, if you like, but I'll be home tomorrow night. I was on the booze last night, the same again this morning, And if I don't make it home, I'll be there before the dawning. Chorus Well, if I don't make it home, I'll be there in the morning, And If I don't make it home, I'll be there tomorrow night. I met this Paddy bloke and we had a few together. When the landlord he called time, we was right under the weather. He came across to me and he said, "Get out, you dosser!" As I wobbled to the door, well, I never gave a tosser. Chorus I was drinkin' with a Jock. We was nipping up our whiskey. Warms the cockles of your heart, and it makes you feel quite frisky. Well, if I don't make it home, I'll be there in the morning, and if I don't make it home, I'll be there tomorrow night. Chorus I was drinkin' with a Taff, we were drinkin' pints o' bitter. By the time the night was through, we was feelin' that much better. I said, "Where you come from?" and he said, "I'm from the ?" I helped him on his way, oh you should have seen him ? Chorus I was in our local pub. I was drinkin' pints o' cider. I met with a bit of stuff, and in my shed I tried to hide 'er. The missus she found out and she chased me round the kitchen. I made it to the door but she stuck me with her knittin'. Chorus x 2
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