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Jack Campin Instrument-specific jokes (56* d) RE: Instrument-specific jokes 08 Apr 17


Three girlfriends of an orchestral brass section are comparing notes.


The trumpeter's girlfriend says "his lips squeeze so hard my mouth bleeds afterwards'.

The trombonists's says "it isn't his lips, but god does his tongue go a long way down my throat".

The hornplayer's girlfriend says "his kiss isn't anything special, but the way he holds me..."


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