"Half my life is wasted while I nod off!"

Can be sort of one with my mother esp if the woodburner is running hot on a winter's night.

Not complete sleep but things can sort of run

"Mum, your asleep"
Her with say book or tablet thing dropping out of her hands. "No I'm not"
Me: Yes you are and your mouth is open catching flies.
"Her:" no way.
Me: "Mewan" (a cat) "say's you were too and that she had to cover her ears for your snoring".

Usually out of that semi dozing state by then and I think both sides view the comments as jest.