A DRUNKEN MAN! 'TEUN- "The Cork-Leg." IF ivor ye want te hear black's white, If ivor ye want a reglor fight, Hoo seun the flame ye can easily fan, If ye contradict a drunken man. Let him say owt, an' ye divvent agree, If ye tell him he's rang, he'll let ye see That ye cannet be reet withoot his plan; An' thor's nyen se wise as a drunken man. He'll say his wife's the best i' the toon, An' the varry next minnit knock her doon, An' hammer her heed wi' poker an' pan: A deevil on orth is a drunken man. He'll grummil at owt, an' hey his way, An' contradict ivry word ye say; The subject 'ill finish where ye began, Withoot thor's a fight wi' the drunken man. He'll tell ye what he's deun iv his days, An' stick atnowt if it's just self-praise; The Lord 0' Creation here ye'll scan: Chock-full 0' conceit is the drunken man. He'll brag ova' that belangs te him, His Uncle Bob and his Cousin Jim; His tarrier dogs, that's black an' tan, Is a subject grand for the drunken man. He'll tell ye that he's canny an' croose, Wiv a cumley wife an' a forst-rate hoose, An' thor's nyen such happiness can span; But ye munnit believe a drunken man! -Source: Joe Wilson, (author) Songs and Drolleries, 1890
|