Groucho Marx, who bhosted an early T.V. show called, 'Who Do You Trust', in which married couples would come on and answer questions, or defer to the other to make the right answer.
One such contestant couple came on, and the man said to Grouch, "My wife has been waiting for years to be on you show, to be insulted by you."...To which Groucho reared back his head, looked her up and down, then him..then her again, then said to the man, "Well after looking at your wife, for just a moment, I'm surprised, you couldn't think of your own insults!"

Got 'em both!!

GfS