It was a grand evening scarfing up steak and vino rojo at Janie's place with visiting musicians making the welkin ring. That reminds me--in the grand tradition of the great Canadian Rick Fielding, I am going to patent a Welkin Damper. It is a specially designed cloth which fits snugly behind the welkin in order to make its ring less penetrating, so the neighbors won't complain about all those musicians making their welkin ring. What Fielding did for banjo's, I have done for Welkins, and their ilk. If welkins even have an ilk, of which I am not certain. I am contributing all profits from the Welkin Damper to Mom so she can buy flotation devices.
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