My husband certainly doesn't look like a crock of shit Teribus. He's slim, muscular and has an athletic body. He looks about twenty (most unfair when compared to me!) I think he looks absolutely gorgeous. In fact, when he was in Africa for his father's funeral, one of the checkout ladies in Tesco asked me where he was, and admitted that all the female assistants fancied him, and the sight of him in his tight Lycra and muscular arms made their day!!
I would never say anybody looks like a crock of shit.