Haha Dave. My poor mother once enraged my very right-wing father by voting Communist by mistake. She got muddled up with the names, her eyesight was dodgy and there was unfortunately a candidate for the Communist Party (W London, long long ago) with a rather similar name to the Tory. My dad nearly hung her up by her thumbs and beat her.

Long after her death, my sister and I wondered if she only told him this to tease him. She wasn't nearly as green as she was cabbage-looking...