A Japanese man living in London goes into the doctor complaining of flatulence The doctor says, "flatulence is not really a serious problem and can probably be cured by something you can getr from your local chemist" The man says, "this is different", bends over and lets out a loud fart - "Honda" "That is odd", says the doctor, "drop your trousers and bend over". He examines the man for a few minutes, pokes around and shines a torch up his backside, and finally says, "you have an abscess". "What difference does that make" says the man "Well over here we have an old saying; abscess makes the fart go Honda" came the reply Jim Carroll
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