The version I heard was this. "In the time of the Pharaohs and the Phoenicians under the sign of the swinging tit, there lived a slant eyed maiden by the name of who flung shit. Her lover was a sailor bold who served aboard a lugger, he wasn't fit to shovel shit the dirty rotten bugger. He took her to his room one day, he knew it was unlawful, for when he pulled her knickers down the smell was something awful. One day he sailed away she sent him cigarettes in parcels, did she see that man again did she fucking arseholes".