This song is performed in call-and-response style, like a sea chantey: I HAVE A DOG HIS NAME IS ROVER As recorded by Ivor Biggun on "The Fruity Bits of Ivor Biggun" (2000). I have a dog; his name is Rover. Oh, my goodness! I have a dog; his name is Rover. Ee, by gum! I have a dog; his name is Rover. When he shits, he shits all over. Shit all round the room, me boys, shit all round the room. [Similarly, with the same responses:] I have a dog; his name is Fritz. He shits and shits and shits and shits. I have a dog, a big Great Dane. He wipes his bum and he pulls the chain. [The album "Handling Swollen Goods" (2005) contains these additional verses:] I have a dog; he's as big as that. He got diarrhea and he buried the cat. I have a dog with a triangular rectum. Toblerones shoot out when you least expect 'em. I have a fucking great big Rottweiler; his name is Jim, And where he shits is entirely up to him. I have a little Chihuahua; his name is Cliff. His turds are small but they don't half niff. I have a dog; his name is Solzhenitsyn. And mine is the house Solzhenitsyn shits in.
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