Bob Gibson, when singing live, added one more verse to the vibrator song that John mentioned...

Well, I just got a call from Washington.
They said, "Son, heard of the job you've done
With the dildo and computer, so we're askin' you ter
Save the world from doom.
You can put your feet on this Pentagon desk,
You can eat, sleep, read, watch TV or rest,
But keep your finger on this little red button
In case you gotta make it go boom,

"'Cause you're the man who turns the damn thing off and on.
Give it a push just one time, son, and your job is done!"
So I'm eatin' fried chicken and I'm watchin' TV,
My fingers all covered with gravy and grease:
I'm the man who turns the damn - Oops! I'm sorry about that!
I'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on!