This was written by the excellent Kentish songwriter Monty Parkin, who is now sadly beyond the reach of lawyers' letters.... I wore my pants from Marks and Spencers, And made pretences That they would do But in my mind I felt contrary, They were so lairy, Not a nice plain blue. Far far away, my wife's aunt Elsie, Who lives in Chelsea, Sent them to me. And so I sat through the Christmas season, With my new undies on, And watched TV. A crashing bore, the same old drag, When it was done, I grabbed a bag, I went down to Marks and Spencers, I was not alone... 'May I return these pants please, missus? They're all right for cissies, Not for us real men.' She looked at me a trifle weary, 'I suppose so, dearie!' And I went home again. Give me my dull old pants, give me my dull old pants! Give me my dull old pants, give me my dull old pants!
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