I DID post this a while back in the Ladies in a Lavatory thread , with no response , so I thought a new thread might get a result . I have two verses and a chorus , so am looking for extra verses

Oh dear what can the matter be -
Several old ladies nattering happily
They were there from Monday til Saturday ,
Nobody knew they were there

The first ladies name was Elizabeth Humphrey
She sat down and made herself comfy
She revelled in scandal and she set her tongue free
And nobody knew she was there

The next ladies name was Margaret Walters
Her favourite topic was stopping her daughter
From letting the wrong man lead her to the altar
While nobody knew she was there

Any additional verses would be welcome