Mudcat - A Short Play Bill - Oh I like folk music and here's a handy looking website Fred - Hello Bill, welcome on board Bill - Thanks Fred. Where do you think the old ballad 'Jumping Bananas' originated? Fred - I think you're an absolute idiot Bill - Well, I think you smell Fred - No, YOU smell Bill - No, YOU smell Fred - No, YOU smell Bill - No, YOU smell Fred - No, YOU smell Bill - No, YOU smell Dick - NO YOU SMELL CANT YOU UNDERSTAND TAH,,T Joe Offer - That's enough smelling now, boys Curtain Closes: The End. Look out for the follow-up: Ewan MacColl, where we discover our hero had a smell that wasn't his.
That's enough smelling, boys. We're bored. Stay on topic. -Joe Offer-
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