Said Rapparree to his better half
My life is just a constant gaff
Whether I post north or south,
My foot ends up within my mouth!
I post on Facebook, though it's lame
But the result is still the same!
Oh, what will make these posts behave
And bring me the glory that I crave!?

Said his BEtter Half to Rapparree
Dear lad, it's simple as can be
To save your name from posts that fall
'is better not to post at all!
Then none will know, when round they come
If you are wise or you are dumb!
They won't know what to make of you
If you desist from dropping clues.

And so, dear man, I'll tell you what
Just keep your mouth and your keyboard shut!
And everyone will soon agree
"That Rapp's as smart as smart can be".
Just take this wise advice from me
And none with you will disagree!