Well Morty,
I am almost a perfect fit for Amos' witch. I don't like apple pie though I love apples fresh off the tree; Mom was a real Bitch, better if she had been a witch; I loath baseball unless I am playing; but a higher being does exist in my life and that I guess leaves me a bit imperfect. As for being programmed, there's not a program available to date that can contain me.
KatC