Here are some verses of my own I'd like to share: We went to the tavern with my cousin Fred. Somebody hit the poor man in the head! We found him next morning, we thought he was dead, But then he woke up and cried "put me to bed." A day of antiquing with my Auntie Fran, She wanted to find her a randy good man. We spotted a fine one she called Handsome Bob. He took her home and he showed her his knob. We threw a party for our sister Sue. For her sixteenth birthday we gave her a shoe. With only one shoe she knew not what to do. We gave her the other at age 32.
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