The story's short and to the point, be wary of the sky
You never know when a cow may chance to happen by.

Now here's the proof that cows can't fly
And evidence exists that when they try, they die.

Upon the deck a cow did crash
And sank us all mighty fast

It happened to me and my mates in 97 or 98
But good things come out of horrible fate
We went into the ruminate steak.

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