BEER WITH NO PUB A song written after learning that pubs in Ireland would be closed ON ST. PATRICK'S Day in response to the great illness of 2020. Its scary indeed that a virus is near Waiting for my blood test finding none around here There’s nothing more lonesome I’m telling ya Bub Then to stand by a pile a’ full kegs with no pub Its painful for sure to rip open a keg I went to my doctor he said shake a leg A keg tap he could not prescribe, what a flub There’s nothing so dry parched and painful as beer with no pub The barkeep arrived for to pour out green beer He opened a bottle fore to honor St Patrick dear He searched for a pint glass but aye there’s the rub There’s nothing more painful than green beer with no pub The Donald came over his lies fore to pitch The crap he was spewing was really quite rich He slid on his lies right into the bog Sometimes its quite lovely to have beer and grog with no pub -Conrad Jay Bladey 1020am 3/17/2020© Tune-A pub with no beer
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