Hah! Brian o' Linn gets contemporary. Great material, both senses. I always greatly admire "feminine rhymes" and, in comic verse, outrageous or unexpected ones. With regard to the bould Brian, he's always been noted for being a bit... rough and ready: Briany o' Linn wrocht his ain PPE Kit Frae auld hessian sacks, thaim wi' safety-pins steekit, He keeps aa the neebor-fowk weel oot o' reach, And gee's-up his Voddie wi' wee dauds o' bleach. Briany o' Linn, art-historian, guessed Why Napoleon aye kept his richt haun in his vest; "A bulfie like thon, wi' the left haun within, Wad be feelin' a Right Tit," quo Briany o' Linn. I'm resisting the urge to see what there is about Peggy Ramsay, or anyone who sounds like her. Good Luck, ABCD.
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