THE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN (Tune: "Irish Washer Woman" or "Turkey In the Straw") Ohhhhh, the ladies and gentlemen stand in a ring, And the ladies take hold of the gentleman's thing, And they all back away with their ass to the wall, And they shoulder their ball and they promenade all. Ohhhhh, the first lady forward, the second one back, While the third lady tickles the fourth lady's crack, And they all back away with their ass to the wall, And they shoulder their ball and they promenade all. Ohhhhh, the first lady stands and the second one sits, And the gentlemen grab for the third lady's tits, And they all back away with their ass to the wall, And they shoulder their ball and they promenade all. Ohhhhh, the ladies all bow while the gentlemen pass, With the odd partners kissing the fourth lady's ass, And the ladies and gentlemen gingerly truck, As all partners fall down to the floor for a fuck.
This is from the 1945 mimeographed songbook Aloha Jigpoha published by the Navy translators stationed at Honolulu.
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