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Jack Horntip Lyr Add: First Lady Forward(Turkey in the Straw) (4) RE: Lyr Add: FIRST LADY FORWARD (Turkey in the Straw) 25 May 20

THE FIRST LADY FORWARD
(Tune: Turkey in the Straw)

Oh, the cat couldn't kitten, and the dog couldn't pup
And the old man couldn't get his proposition up;
Oh the first lady forward and the second lady back
And the third lady's finger up the forth lady's crack.

Bow to your partners, swing your pole;
Kiss my ass, God-dman your soul;
Oh, the first lady forward and the second lady back
And the third lady's finger up the fourth lady's crack.


From a ca 1943 untitled marine songbook.

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