COLLEGE BELL.
Air -- "Dutch Company"

Ven I vakes in de morning, I hear de pig pell,
Den I tinks I can shnooze a very little spell.

Chorus-- For de student company be a shleepy company,
And dey are so shleepy as neber vas he.

Den I reach out a ped and sthrike a little light,
And go to shleep again, mit von eye open tight.

I hear de second pell as he sthrike de first ten,
De toder eye come open, and I go to shleep again.

I hear de first alarm and I tinks I mus rishe,
I lean upon my elpos and den I rubs mine eyes.

For de college pell pe a pery pig pore,
And I vish de man vat rings him vouldn't ring him any more.

De next alarm pegins and I shump out de floor,
I stands dere for a minit and den pegins to shnore.

Mine eyes be so shleepy dat I cannot hardly see,
So I puts mine veskit vere mine pants ought to be.

Den I goes up to de shapel for to hear de Prex pray,
But I pe so very shleepy, I don't know vat he say.

I goes to set down, but I shumps up on my feet,
For I gets much vounded mit a pin in my seat.

Den de Prex reads de verses and de choir begin to sing,
I try to go to shleep again but can do no shuch ting.

For de choir ven dey sings dey make such a noise
I tinks dey must pe tomcats mit tails pulled py de poys.

Den I goes to mine grum but cannot keep awake,
And I goes to shleep again mit a mouf full of steak.

So all through te day I shnooze ven I can,
And bimeby I tinks I make vide avake man.

Pg 41 from the 1860 book Songs of Amherst. Google books link here.

Apparently this song and tune was well know enough that it was used for a parody.