I’m trying to find the lyrics to a comic song I remember being done by a floor singer at The Old Crown club in Birmingham in the 80s, who I am pretty sure was called Chris Somerville. A hugely scatalogical piece of medical autobiography somewhat in the manner of Jake Thackray, to the tune of 'The Ash Grove / The Mayor of Bayswater’s Daughter', and titled (and chorused) ‘Boil On The Bum (titty titty...)’ it dealt with the experience of said ailment, and even included a hummed verse allowing the ‘fainthearts’ to vacate the room before going into detail. It was a masterpiece!
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