To get back to worst songs: I think I should mention one with the singular distinction of having been banned from the Anchor Middle Bar at Sidmouth. No, not Wild Rover, that was just penalised with a big fine. I refer to the Traffic Light Song. First verse: I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, That is what I said, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, Except when they are red. Chorus: He likes traffic lights, etc. The tune, such as it is, is the height of banality, if that isn't a contradiction in terms. I don't know how many verses there are, the singer never got beyond the fourth.
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